Oh where oh where do I even begin?
In Four Parts
This is me blabbering about being sick
Ok I'm sick, I'll start with that I suppose. Yes my allergies were bothering me, then my ear started hurting, then my throat, and my nose is all funky. I got a cough two days ago, but I stopped running a fever, so I take that as a good sign. I have these horrible allergies that always make me sick even though I take medicine, every once in a while I end up sick like this, I have my whole life. It'll last anywhere from three to seven days, I take my medicine and it slowly clears up. I just feel miserable, my head hurts and my thoughts are fuzzy, I can't concentrate and I feel either cold or hot, and my body is achy. Needless to say I'm not very nice when I get sick. My brain tells me to be nice, and I try but stupid people make my head throb. Like inconsiderate Jazz. When I'm sick I can't deal with her crap, her voice makes my head throb no matter what comes out of her mouth. She is just inconsiderate! This morning, I was sleeping on her sofa and she woke me up just so she could sit down! There was no need, it was not the only place to sit in her house, and she was just being a right arse! Then she yells at me for a rude comment I made later on because she was being an arse again! She's not suppose to yell at me when I'm sick Mum said so!!! Ok I might be a bit more blunt when I'm sick. Kyle was trying to tease me this morning and I told him to shut up that he was getting on my nerves. Why does he feel the need not to lay off when he knows I'm sick, I'm nice to him when he's not feeling good. arsejerk!
He Did Not Just Say That:
So we were in the car, Kyle was driving, Jazz was in the passenger seat, and yours truly (hehe) was in the back. Jazz was complaining about her hair while putting on some makeup and I was grumbling about my nails (I so need a manicure) so Kyle being the arse he is starts teasing us. Talking about his hair and his nails. So I said something like "Just be happy we care what we look like so you don't have to be seen with us looking all funky in Wal-Mart or something." Then he said "Well I'm pretty sure I'm not your boyfriend there insert stupid nickname here!" Are you bloody fucking serious? I know he's not my boyfriend, there is no bloody way he could be my bf even if I did have a stupid crush on him, which is so over by the way. He is such a prat! I told him "uh duh, I never said you were," in a quite grossed out manner. Then he argued over what I said for like eight minutes before he realized that's not what I said in the first place the stupid, stupid boy! Why am I tolerating him again? Oh yeah Jazz, well he better get a brain transplant or something cause I'm not sure I like Jazz enough to put up with him for much longer.
Brodi Is Confusing
I like her, she's a good friend. She's insane; I don't want to deal with her. She's being a bitch, I'm talking about her. She's being stupid, I want to smack her. She's nice; I think I'll call her. She's whiney; I'm indifferent and slightly annoyed. She's being cool; I'll hang out with her. I give you two days with Brodi. She a bloody fuckin emotional rollercoaster! The twit drives me practically crazy after an hour, and yet she's one of my best friends. My life is a little jacked up I must say.
Stupid Kyle and Pod!person Brodi {Before I Got Sick}
So one morning after Jazz left for work. I heard Kyle and Brodi talking and they were getting along. They sounded like good friends. At first I'm thinking that I'm having a really twisted dream, then I rolled over and realized I wasn't asleep. Then I just wanted to walk in their and smack em both. So they fight and give Jazz all this grief about living together when she's around but their laughing at each other's jokes behind her back? What kind of shit is that? My first thought was that the little bastards owed Jazz an apology. Then I thought Kyle should hate Brodi and get along with me, laugh at my jokes not hers. Yeah, yeah shut up I know. So then I felt guilty for thinking that cursed under my breath, and pushed that thought right out of my mind. Then I wondered if something was going on between them. They are alone together, they live together and Jazz works different hours, then the other two. They have the time for a relationship, but do they have the balls? They have the perfect cover, it's a known fact that that hate each other, they have a short unromantic history together, and they openly admit not wanting to live together. It's perfect really. Quite brilliant. One would think if they were going to get together it would have happened in their past, at least once and it didn't, Brodi likes to brag to me about her conquest. Brodi's like a guy when it comes to sex. She said that Kyle hit on her allot at one time but nothing came from it. I of course thought she was full of it, being as she'll almost sleep with any hot guy with a penis. They seem to really hate each other, so I nodded and agreed, but I didn't believe her, not really. I know Kyle is a cheater, I just never thought he'd cheat on Jazz. It'd break her heart, and I'd have to stick him in a large crate naked, so he'd wake up penniless and naked in timbucktwo. I felt guilty about thinking Brodi would do that to Jazz though, because I don't honestly believe she would. Maybe and probably to anyone else but not to Jazz. That's why they haven't woken up nakey in a crate some place far, far away. Oh I just thought it would be funnier if they were nakey in some foreign country with no way to get home, and no clue as to how they got their in the first place. Yes I know I'm rather wicked, but I don't mind.
Well I'm rather sleepy so
enough for now
